Why are you saying “oh no” there’s a reason the condom was there. Would you rather whoever took it to go have unsafe sex?
I love how vulnerable men get as they near orgasm
*on the phone with boyfriend*
boyfriend: hold on baby I’m at the drive thru
*hears drive thru lady say hi how’re you that’ll be $8.01*
me: who the fuck is that? your other girlfriend? put her on the phone
Stressed, depressed and too poor to be well dressed
I’m sorry but I WILL FOREVER REBLOG THIS. I’m not sorry. This is amazing.
fucking insane. mad respect
what the hell , I cant even draw a tree.
What if he screws up drawing the other eye
Everyone should read this
- At some point, you will hug someone so hard that you cry and the two of you will feel as if you are becoming one person. Hold on a little longer.
- There are so many books left to read and books left to write and, no matter what you may believe, your story is worth writing down.
- The sun doesn’t…