DO NOT BOOP MY NOSE
"But what will that tattoo look like when you’re old?”
"But what will that tattoo —"
"But what will —"
The answer: FUCKING BEAUTIFUL.
unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person
I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER
Some stories stay with us forever
So I was listing to the song ‘I will Wait’ by Mumford & Sons and it fit perfectly scrolling through this
remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe
and london was smart
and maddie was dumb
and esteban was a woman
so basically they were their stereotypes
"just stop thinking about it"
omg ok thank you so much for your advice why didn’t I just come up WITH THIS PERFECT IDEA LET ME JUST STOP THINKING ABOUT THE THING THAT BUGS ME THE MOST IN MY LIFE OMG THAT IS SO EASY THANK YOU SO FUCKING MUCH FOR MAKING MY LIFE BETTER I WOULD HAVE NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THIS BY MYSELF
Don’t cross oceans for people who wouldn’t cross a puddle for you
i say “fight me” a lot for a girl who is 5”3’ and has a hard time opening some doors because they’re too heavy
Married life with Ellen and Portia.
IDC HOW MANY TIMES IVE REBLOGGED THIS IT IS LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE FUCKING THING
my hobbies include being right and petting other peoples cats
We need help raising funds for our beautiful shepherd puppy with a broken jaw. https://www.youcaring.com/brokenjaw
Our director received an urgent call today (7/14/14) about an injured German shepherd hiding under coils in the back of a warehouse. She left immediately to help this poor girl.
We went to our normal vet only to find that she has a dislocated, fractured and infected jaw due to head trauma; most likely hit by a car. She has two teeth missing from her bottom jaw and a possible piece of her jaw missing. She is bleeding from the whites of her eyes and needed to be rushed to OVRS for immediate surgery. Please say a prayer, donate and share our newest rescue.
For direct donations, please contact Oakland Veterinary Referral Services at (248) 334-6877. Thanks so much to all who have donated so far.